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Hustled

If you see a kind, well dressed, frantic, older black woman who approaches you with 'young man, do you have aaa?' walk away.

A couple of weeks ago i was at the movies and this sweet old lady asked me that and i said no, but what's wrong? She said she needed $20 to get her car towed. I gave it to her and she was ever so gracious.

Today i'm in the drivethru and see the same woman going car to car asking the same thing. When she got to me i go 'no, i already got hustled by you'.

Posted on 10/01/2007 12:05 PM Visits: 92
paxgitmo: 10/01/2007 12:12 PM
Hey, I need to take the bus to get to my new job or my babydaddy's gonna leave the state with my our little girl, and I need some baby milk and here you can keep my heart medication if you don't believe me, I swear I'll pay you back.

Yeah.

In Rome and NYC they call it street tax. I always keep some in an outside pocket, and I think of it as tipping a great performance.

p.s. you're so generous, Stevie.
mychemgrl: 10/01/2007 12:20 PM
hahaha.....damn what are the odds of running into you again....you think she would move locations lol im sure her face when she saw you was priceless lol.....i agree with paxgitmo you are soooo generous!!! ♥ Mo
joshua: 10/01/2007 1:11 PM
Steve, got a couple bucks? I need money to catch a bus to the Jerry Springer Show...
Xris: 10/01/2007 2:30 PM
some guy at 711 kept asking if i had some change till one day i told him ''dance for it'' he was all like -what?- and i told him again, '' dance and i'll give you a buck, don't just ask me for some change if you want money for beer that bad and you won't even make up a story to get it, then the least you can do is dance'' so he did.
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lj: 10/01/2007 3:04 PM
Awww....
Steve, I need 20 bucks for a bus ride home. Muaw ha ha ha haaa...
babygurl12: 10/01/2007 3:59 PM
lmao is this real
thebean: 10/01/2007 4:20 PM
hahaha
aren't you meant to be a street wise LA geezer?

p.s> i got the exclusive rights to sell London Bridge, you interested?
do30red: 10/02/2007 9:36 AM
No good deed goes unpunished.
♥Corny love ♥: 10/11/2007 9:51 PM
hey i didnt see this one when u posted it ! yeah u told me and u thought u were a good son of god going to heaven , omg u are going to hell cuz u just hepld the devil!!!
steve: 10/17/2007 11:08 PM
caliope said:
WOOah. That happened to me when I was in LA, except it was this guy who pulled up next to my car and was telling me that he could take the dent out of the side of my car. I asked him how and he proceeded to tell me that he had some tool in his car. He had like 3 kids stuffed in the back of his car with like bags...like they were moving or something. He asked for $60 upfront. Weirdnessssss.
hahah yeah. i got approached by one of those guys when i was at fatburger one time. dude saw that there was a car outside with a dent in it and actually went into the restaurant trying to find the owner. fucking aggressive these people man
cakemackinnon: 11/05/2007 12:38 PM
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Do you have two thousand dollars?
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